"With the two of us cruising the streets no homosexual will be safe," said the Silly-Wanky Duo at a press conference today.
|Oklahoma State Rep. Sally Kern, HD 84, GOPer|
|Oklahoma Rep. James Lankford, 5th Dist, GOPer|
(OKLAHOMA CITY) Thanks to the resources of online communication here's the publication that has the knickers of Reps Sally Kern and James Lankford in a twist. You can read the ongoing story of just why the underwear of Kern and Lankford is wrinkled at this link to the Gayly.
They are reported to be seeking professional management and will now be known as the tag-team wrestling duo of "Silly Sally & Wanky Lankford", "Silly-Wanky" for short.
Apparently having two tax-paid salaries between them, complete with benefits not available to ordinary voters, is not enough and during legislative recesses the duo will be appearing on the Jerry Springer Show refuting the vicious liberal myths being spread about them that they believe the earth is flat and that gravity is only a theory, and only their god is infinite and the number pi really does come to an end, we just haven't got there yet.
Being multi-talented and taking advantage of Mrs. Kern's earlier career (also on the public payroll) as a high school golf instructor to nubile teenage girls, the Silly-Wanky duo will initiate an amateur golf tournament in the spring of 2013, provisionally to be named "Wack Your Balls for Christ".
The proceeds of the tournament are rumored to be going towards an academy for wayward teen boys and girls fashioned after the Falls Creek Baptist Conference Center--Falls Creek for short--where Lankford was director, obtained his nickname Wanky, and had some of his finest times.
He was authorised as director to do bed checks and was able to rout out the evils of self-pleasuring by bringing the rascals into the sunshine where any thought of humiliation would be purged from the darkness of his mind as well as the minds of the randy boys and girls.